This is what you'll get

I've never taken a bus high before, but I guess there's a first time for everything. Mind you I wasn't supposed to be high on the bus; it just sort of happened that way. How did this happen? Sit down and let me tell you a tale! Well, not so much an exciting tale as a long-winded story. *Ahem* Lauren, Allan and I made paid a visit to Toronto's first Cannabis Cafe in Kensington Market. Needless to say we got really high really fast, and lost track of time. The bus I had to catch was at 6 P.M., and we left the pot-palace at 5:40P.M. Yeah, we were rushed. We wouldn't have been rushed though if Cindy and her friends cooperated. Anyways, I made it onto my bus with 3-minutes to spare, or 3-minutes to come down from the high--which wasn't happening. Fun bus trip to the moon that was!

Oh, and everybody has to read Breakfast of Champions. Now. By far the greatest piece of literature I've read in a long time. I couldn't put it down and ended up finishing it a day. I loved it. To death.